HOW CAN YOU HELP?
Please, please 'donate' your ... umm ... virtual bodily expulsions (poop and pee) to our very worthy cause. There's a sophisticated Treatment Plant at Funky Junk that turns your waste into water for irrigation and other things. We even recycle your used toilet paper using our award winning TP Recycling Unit, engineered by Dusty Canning. It's mouse powered!
WHERE TO 'DEPOSIT' YOUR STUFF
Although Funky Junk is still under construction the Sewage Plant is fully operational. You'll find three, state-of-the-art, animated Recycling Units here where you can deposit your ... errr ... crap.
EVERY BOTTOM COUNTS!
Please give generously. We're trying to prevent Funky Junk from drying up and blowing away before we even officially open!
This is Rusty Steele, Funky Junk's blogger extraordinaire signing off until next time.
Happy voiding and bye for now!